Written by: Sim, Dave
Artist by: Dore, Gustave
Cover Artist by: Dore, Gustave

Ever wonder what Cerebus the Aardvark would have been like if, instead of being a barbarian aardvark, he had had perfect bangs, artfully applied mascara that made his eyes irresistibly sexy, a little black dress that barely covered his crotch, tailored to show off his sun-bronzed shoulders to their best advantage and adorable white, painted toenails? Well, hey, who hasn't? Now it can be told! See what happens when "Daddy's Little Psycho" leverages her bipolarity and autism into absolute tyrannical control over everyone who crosses her path!